|Haadaway you dirty buggers!|
So what's changed?
Good player. But let's not get too excited. We've been let down before.
Oh aye Kinnear. I forget about that daft old bastard because he does the square root of FUCK ALL at this club. I have no idea how Joe Kinnear lands these jobs at our club. At some point somebody (we can probably guess who) he thrown the line "Joe Kinnear?" out there, and nobody rang for the nurse. Kinnear must have cracking blackmail on somebody. I again wish to go on record as suggesting Ashley wants to strip this club of it's profitable assets and move it to Baltimore. It was supposed to be a carnival the day they got rid of Llambias. I suppose a clown showed up at least. Bam. Words.
Remember when Clubcall and Teletext was the was the way to get your fill of rumours? At no point did anybody wonder if the lads over at Sports World in the Monument Mall had heard about Stephen Glass coming in on a free.
Lost the derby. I don't care, now. Probably because we lost. But if S*nderland were offered the last few derbies we played before being relegated out and away from the top flight and in turn ourselves for the next twenty years, I reckon we'd both snap your hand off. Not to sound high and mighty because I am naturally better than them or anything (eyvnin' marras). But while the rest of us play 38 Premiership games a season against 18 other clubs (I refuse to acknowledge Stoke), you get the impression S*nderland forever play two games against one and let's be honest, at times they play against themselves, which was always a big laugh.
It's all a bit dull now, the derby. No amount of horse hadoukens, wacky Italian stereotypes from the 1940's or poop flinging managers can bring back the fun lately.
I'll probably care when we win the next one, mind. This is the North East version of sad, limited Gloryhunting.
Though I will say their insistence in parts that the North East media is dead against them and pro-Newcastle (#Magedia) is still my favourite thing about Mackems right now. Dawn Thewlis smiles when we win, you know? Dead against them. Brilliant. She probably eats Sugar Puffs and wipes her bare arse with the S*nderland Air Show.
The day they fathom where some of the planes are taking off from, I want that reaction filmed.
Where's Titus Bramble?
Shola is an international footballer.
We all knew this was on the cards, he might even go to a World Cup. He's going to have to Sky+ the new season of 24. Howay Victor Anichebe, nee spoilers now..
Dennis Bergkamp won't even fly, man. I'd call him a big fucking fairy but at least fairies have wings and get up off the ground. Tart.
I'm told I went..
See you all in six months.
Oh aye. I'm also the Secret Footballer.