I'm going to assume the vast majority of you know their way around Twitter, so I'm free to use jargon that in most cases turns women off faster than a video of say, Coventry City stalwart Steve Ogrizovic fisting himself. Not that one exists. Nor than I want you to email me said video, should he film one out of spite at this comparison.
Essentially 'Bots' are drones that randomly post the odd remark made on the '#NUFC' tag some computer genius copied down at some point over the previous 2-3 years. Essentially making the 'bot' appear to have a mind of it's own, making random tweets and so forth..
I don't know what the aim of these bots is, ultimately. Maybe one day they'll rise up and make us all go outside and talk to girls. But in the meantime, let's laugh at some.
This tweet is obviously copied from a few weeks back. Anybody checking the final scores today is going to be confused. Especially as it's a Friday.
Caroline. Who I assume has had a few, is going to be livid when she is another who finds out there's no game on. Yet alone no snow. She needs to get herself down to Reading (I'm not 100% sure where Reading is, you know? It's like fucking Narnia between Leeds and London for old man Threat Level!) and throw some kind of chilled substitute at the man. I suggest Callippos. Every fucker loves Callippos. I can't be arsed to Google how you spell Callippos.
There's also one that slates Rob Elliot on there. I hope he doesn't read those. They're quite cruel. If the chubby commander of a team of easily programmable drones takes down our britches it'll be the first since Allardyce got a win at Gallowgate with his foul-brand of sport, managing Blackburn. You remember the one, just after we hammered the Third World 5-1.
I see the Mandela Foundation is teaming up with them. He could probably get a game. See Titus' backpass at West Brom? I saw it, everyone saw it three to four seconds before it happened. Sometimes it's the way Titus is moving. You can tell he's throwing 100% of his concentration into putting one foot in front of the other. Titus could have played it safe and knocked it out for a throw. Titus Stoffer wouldn't have sold his goalkeeper short. Classic Titus. He used to play Champions League you know? Bramble. Not Stoffer.
I'll leave you with some GIF @SholasHats tweeted. As I steadily laugh louder each time I see it, I think it's from the new Mortal Kombat. It's 4:30am.
|GAN ON LOVE!|